Things you have seen but wish you hadn't....

[glasgowcyclist]

I wish I hadn't read this!

How do you think I felt!

Funny thing is, the dog had only three legs and its name was... 'Lucky'.

GC

 

[bikingdad90]

Rule 1 - Picture or it didnt happen

Is this is a case of a glancing look or a case of climbing up on bins type of glance?

It was a glancing look. I only saw because I went over to the corner of the room where the window was to turn the lights off and go home.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

View attachment 30636 Here are seven things....

I reckon he's playing scissors paper stoned against himself. That'll never win him anything!

 

[Bryony]

Skid marked bed sheets when I worked as a chambermaid in a hotel

 

[byegad]

A very, and I mean VERY, overweight female sunbathing nude on the beach* at Dieppe. As I watched she rolled over bot onto all fours, and had SEVEN points of contact with the beach. Handx2, kneex2, belly, boobx2. YUK! Nearly put me off sex for life. Fortunately I recovered, eventually.

* For beach read pebbles.

 

[PK99]

The 16 year old lad in the house next door, from the bus stop opposite, while I was waiting for the school bus with about 30 people. He was stood in the front bedroom window displaying an ENORMOUS tent in his pajamas! 30 sets of eyes utterly transfixed with suppressed guffaws the order of the day.

 

[vernon]

The 16 year old lad in the house next door, from the bus stop opposite, while I was waiting for the school bus with about 30 people. He was stood in the front bedroom window displaying an ENORMOUS tent in his pajamas! 30 sets of eyes utterly transfixed with suppressed guffaws the order of the day.

He fitted one of these in his pyjamas? Respect!

PS

Some one ought to have told him that an erect tent is difficult to conceal and he should have left it in its bag.

 

[stephec]

The bone of the tip of my little finger poking out of a gaping wound when I caught my finger on a sharp piece of metal when chasing a chicken that was destined to be a Sunday dinner.

You damaged your finger whilst attempting to choke the chicken?

For me it's got to be -

Emmerdale, Coronation Street, etc

Strictly, X Factor, and all the other sing and dancing vote me off type of shows

Virtually all reality type television, they may well be one worth watching, but as soon as I see the synopsis I'm instantly turning off.

Actually though I don't mind Man V Food for a bit of a laugh.

 

[stephec]

Anything with, "celebrity," in the title.

 

[Over The Hill]

Put it this way, I was lying on the operating table (local anaesthetic) with my todger sticking out through a green sheet. The nurse came to administer the injection, and she pulled her mask down and said 'oh hello... I did wonder about the name..." (I was living abroad, but was staying at my mum's for a week to have this op, I didn't know her that well, but well enough...). Then she told the doc she knew me, they asked me if it was ok, I said 'well, you've seen it now... you might as well carry on' !!!

Carry on Doctor moment-
"It is just a small prick"

 

[bikingdad90]

A particular favourite one of mine occured when I stood up to go make a cuppa and looked out the window. I saw the next door neighbour laid out on a deck chair catching a few rays of sun in her t-shirt and shorts. I noticed her husband was by her feet and was busy fondling them. I smiled and thought how romantic massaging his wifes feet that was until I spotted.....


him rubbing her hard skin off with a ped egg. Never felt so sick in my life!

 

[MisterStan]

Someone on here (who shall remain nameless) cycling in very worn out lycra shorts. Let's just say I didn't stay behind him for long.

 

[fossyant]

Looking at my wound just after surgery on Monday. The anaesthetic, and still feeling queasy nearly made me hurl. Cold sweat, the lot. Still looks a right mess (not showing you). The stitches are irritating now !

 

[welsh dragon]

Can you take a picture and let us all see.

 

[fossyant]

Can you take a picture and let us all see.

No I shall save your eyes !