Things you have seen but wish you hadn't....

[Boris Bajic]

I had no idea I'd been seen by so many different CC contributors and none of you saw through my various disguises.

I've seen some horrid things and beastly carnage and tears, but one that really haunts me was just a stain. Someone had bled to death in a gutter on a slight incline and left an enormous stain. The body was gone when I arrived, but somehow the stain stays in my mind, like when you stare at a bright light and see its negative when you close your eyes.

Other than that, it's probably the referee blowing for full time as Sunderland knocked the rightful winners out of the FA Cup a few years ago. Just because they outplayed an insipid and lazy Arsenal side, they somehow thought they had the right to win the game. Travesty!

 

[vernon]

The bone of the tip of my little finger poking out of a gaping wound when I caught my finger on a sharp piece of metal when chasing a chicken that was destined to be a Sunday dinner.

 

[Fnaar]

My mum's neighbour, who was the theatre nurse when I had to have an operation on my willy.
She 'declared' to the doc that she knew the patient, they had to ask me if I was OK her being there, I said "well, you've seen it now, so you might as well".
After that, any time I saw her, she started laughing!

 

[Beebo]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Box-Canvas-Print-Paul-Ross/dp/B001N6W8U0

love the comments section below, I now want a 20" boxed canvas of Paul Ross too.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

nah..not talking about it.

 

[avalon]

My mum's neighbour, who was the theatre nurse when I had to have an operation on my willy.
She 'declared' to the doc that she knew the patient, they had to ask me if I was OK her being there, I said "well, you've seen it now, so you might as well".
After that, any time I saw her, she started laughing!

I've heard that size doesn't matter. So what's she laughing at?

 

[Fnaar]

I've heard that size doesn't matter. So what's she laughing at?

I think it was just embarrassment tbh...
anyway, she took her secret to the grave some years ago...

 

[welsh dragon]

Who was embarrassed. You or the nurse.

 

[EltonFrog]

I wish I hadn't seen this

http://www.amazon.co.uk/PAM-ST-CLEMENT-Canvas-Signed-Artist/dp/B003BRMOIU/ref=pd_cp_kh_3

 

[Glow worm]

love the comments section below, I now want a 20" boxed canvas of Paul Ross too.

My favourite...

'If you only buy one 20 inch canvas print of Paul Ross this year, this is the one to get.'

 

[Fnaar]

Who was embarrassed. You or the nurse.

Put it this way, I was lying on the operating table (local anaesthetic) with my todger sticking out through a green sheet. The nurse came to administer the injection, and she pulled her mask down and said 'oh hello... I did wonder about the name..." (I was living abroad, but was staying at my mum's for a week to have this op, I didn't know her that well, but well enough...). Then she told the doc she knew me, they asked me if it was ok, I said 'well, you've seen it now... you might as well carry on' !!!

 

[pplpilot]

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Walking home from primary school (back when children walked) I saw a classmate rubbing the tummy of a dog lying on its back on the pavement, tail wagging. It was only when I got up closer that I saw he was jacking it off!

GC

 

[pplpilot]

Walking home from primary school (back when children walked) I saw a classmate rubbing the tummy of a dog lying on its back on the pavement, tail wagging. It was only when I got up closer that I saw he was jacking it off!

GC

 

[EltonFrog]

Walking home from primary school (back when children walked) I saw a classmate rubbing the tummy of a dog lying on its back on the pavement, tail wagging. It was only when I got up closer that I saw he was jacking it off!

GC

I wish I hadn't read this!