Things you just can't get rid of

[Beebo]

I still have my rugby boots, gum shield and other kit in the shed.
I havent played for 8 years and i am no longer a member of a club.
But if i throw them away i am officially retiring, and i'm not prepared to do that yet.

 

[Donger]

I've heard that @victor is having trouble chucking out his boomerang.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I've heard that @victor is having trouble chucking out his boomerang.

Yep, the damn thing keeps coming back to me

 

[vernon]

I thought you'd lost your marbles.

They weren't in Elgin last week when I cycled through the place.

 

[vernon]

Yep, the damn thing keeps coming back to me

Swap it for a stick then.

 

[pauldavid]

I've still got my diving wetsuits. I suppose they might come in handy for something...

You could have a zip fitted running front to back under your genitalia and wear it for "special parties" , leave the flippers at home though!

 

[Ganymede]

OK.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Fleas on my dog!

 

[Crackle]

OK.

Then wait for the pm inviting you to said party.

 

[MontyVeda]

I've still got this souvenir from my childhood...

 

[Brandane]

Reminds me of the old joke about what's the difference between herpes and true love?






Herpes is forever.

Reminds me of another old joke, from the days when I owned a Barratt house.

What's the difference between an STD and a Barratt house?

You can get rid of an STD.....

There was another one involving circumcision, but it might just add to my penalty points on here!

 

[HLaB]

Things you just can't get rid of

That song stuck in your head.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I've still got a drawer full of Subbuteo stuff upstairs.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I've still got this souvenir from my childhood...

Twin slot shelving? Very nice.

 

[MontyVeda]

Twin slot shelving? Very nice.

no you foool... the bike spanner!