Things you love about the summer

[Bigtwin]

Not paying as much to those robbing fooker energy companies.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I love the media moaning about the rain, then bleating about the sun.

Then there's the annual 'will we, won't we.......?" charade of Wimbledon. We won't, so get used to it.

Not forgetting a TV channel devoting millions of pounds to film 16 (tediously boring attention seekers) strangers in a studio 24/7, and not getting the message we don't give a stuff about them.

Miles-long queues of lemming trying to get to the same old seaside resort every weekend.

Drunken, dehydrated, heatstruck idiots fighting in the streets at kicking out time.

Boy, I'm a barrel of laughs tonight?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

^^^

ye gods you should take over my profile.....

 

[Fnaar]

Light nights