Things you never thought you'd say...

[hulver]

I used "proactive" in an email, seriously the other day.

 

[TheDoctor]

I agree with SimonCC

I feel dirty just remembering it. And not in a good way.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Can you turn that music down!!!

 

[Abitrary]

'look at me, proud emperor - reduced to an itinerant life of mediocrity'

 

[Flying_Monkey]

'look at me, proud emperor - reduced to an itinerant life of mediocrity'

Ah, we've all been there, haven't we?

 

[Abitrary]

Not whilst maintaining the dignity that did I, you all haven't

 

[Night Train]

"It's a bit loud!"
With girlfriend at the cinema at the start of X-Men Origins.

 

[Maz]

To a group of girls on a hen night, chomping on a phallic-shaped confectionery:
"Wanna see a real chocolate willie?"

 

[Lardyboy]

On seeing the local "wildlife" on parade in Wind Street- "Cloth still on ration is it?"

 

[Cranky]

I'd like the song more if I could hear the words.

 

[John Ponting]

Is your clumping not broken down by age and sex?

I am

 

[threefingerjoe]

"Quick! Throw me that axe!"

 

[threefingerjoe]

"Mrs. Robinson...are you trying to seduce me?"

 

[Dave5N]

On seeing the local "wildlife" on parade in Wind Street- "Cloth still on ration is it?"

Outed. Swansea boy.

 

[Keith Oates]

It's time for bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!