Things you never thought you'd say...

[mickle]

"Quick! Throw me that axe!"

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

"Right, go on then, do it... but if you hurt yourself, don't say I didn't warn you"

Those with kids will probably use his one a lot.

 

[Unkraut]

"Right, go on then, do it... but if you hurt yourself, don't say I didn't warn you"

Those with kids will probably use his one a lot.

Or the variant: it'll end in tears!

'We didn't have a big car with air conditioning in it when we went on holiday'.

 

[MickL]

Money does not grow on trees you know !!

 

[Speicher]

Follow that Taxi!

 

[Fnaar]

It's got no tune, it's just a noise

 

[ChrisKH]

Don't cheek your Mother!

That's it, I've had enough, get upstairs to your bedroom/utlity room/naughty step until you have calmed down.

And you can tell your teacher from me, he's wrong about that one. It's Aich not Haich.

This is my last and final warning. Carry on and you've lost the Nintendo for a week.

Where do baby's come from? Ask your mother.

Next time, maybe you'll listen to me first.

No, don't worry, we would never leave you.

I love you son.

Ad infinitum.

Parenthood, eh?

 

[DJ]

No! You will have to wipe your own A***

 

[ChrisKH]

No! You will have to wipe your own A***

Which has reminded me

"No, xxx is not coming round for tea. His mother doesn't know what a nit comb looks like."

 

[Unkraut]

It's got no tune, it's just a noise

But that's an objective observation!

 

[Flyingfox]

I'm having a night in - I've been out 3 times already this week

 

[grhm]

"I had a nice lie in - didn't get up till gone 7am"

 

[Brahan]

Make sure your sister doesn't fall down the stairs again.

 

[dellzeqq]

sorry, darling, it's been a heck of a day...

 

[got-to-get-fit]

look at the length of her skirt....she must be freezing