Things you wanted to say ........... but didn't.

[Dayvo]

'Follow that taxi!'

 

[badkitty]

"I think we should stop. This is a really bad idea".

 

[User169]

I’m trying to be a gentleman about this. Just get down on your knees. Stick your ass up in the air, and don’t move until I tell you.

 

[Blackandblue]

"Well you can stick your lousy job!"

 

[ChrisKH]

I’m trying to be a gentleman about this. Just get down on your knees. Stick your ass up in the air, and don’t move until I tell you.

One repair bill for my coffee ladden keyboard is on its way.

 

[Arch]

Whne I worked in a supermarket, which had a flat over it, there was a breakin at the flat and the police said they'd send a Scenes of Crime Officer out to photograph a very clear trainer print. When he arrived, the manager, who had the key, was in the stockroom, so I had to ring him to come out to the shop floor and give the key to the policeman.

The policeman was standing next to me and I chickened out of picking up the phone and saying "Boss, SOCO's here..." in the manner of The Bill, and to this day, I wish I had....

 

[Blackandblue]

Turning the thread on its head, I once arrived at school very late due to adverse weather conditions. I needed to access my desk in a classroom where a lesson was underway. I knocked on the door and politely asked if I may interrupt the lesson to retrieve my books for my class. The teacher said "Snow trouble?" And I replied....



"No, sir, 's no trouble at all."

 

[Lardyboy]

On a camping trip to France I was in charge of navigation and all the way down to Bordeaux my map reading ability was constantly being called into question. So, with a great deal of hubris, I threw the map into the back for the rest of them to decipher. It was as we sailed past the exit we needed I stayed silent as we carried on for another 50kms before they realised where we were!

 

[Manonabike]

Today, while watching the news on Milly Dowlers family...... camera closed up on the mother

"that's is one f....g ugly woman!!!!"

 

[Mozzy]

Why the heck did you two ever decide to breed for yourselves?

 

[rich p]

Today, while watching the news on Milly Dowlers family...... camera closed up on the mother

"that's is one f....g ugly woman!!!!"

Words fail me.

 

[Crackle]

Nice to get your thread resurrected so pleasantly

 

[MontyVeda]

"Who pissed in your gene pool?" is one I'd like to day more often.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Nice to get your thread resurrected so pleasantly

Maybe he'll post a picture of himself so we can all comment.

 

[jay clock]

To my 10 year old daughter helping drive the car out of the garage. "bla bla bla 500+ words on how to control a 20 yr old Golf with a heavy clutch and safely bring it to a stop 5m on". What I actually said "lift your left foot up and push your right foot down.......AAAAAARGHHHHH"

BANG! All ok in the end though!