Things you'd like to say, but can't

[No Ta Doctor]

This was a dream, right?

If it was a dream it would probably have had more dwarves in it

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If it was a dream it would probably have had more dwarves in it

I hope not, that guy in my local is twat enough!

 

[raleighnut]

Nay, good morning is fine.
Depends on the tone, though

Yep Leslie Phillips could make even "Hello" sound lascivious fairly creepy too TBH

 

[Punkawallah]

Yep Leslie Phillips could make even "Hello" sound lascivious fairly creepy too TBH

“I say! Ding-dong!l”