Things you'll never do again (no need to explain, just list)

[Nigel-YZ1]

Think that what I have now will always be so.

 

[roadrash]

Have a perfectly working spine

 

[Garry A]

Tough mudder.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

A parachute jump.

 

[Mr Celine]

Drink a gallon of McEwan's 80/- in the Diggers.

 

[kevin_cambs_uk]

Drink Pernod or Malibu ever

 

[Oldbloke]

Drink calvados made by an ex neighbouring farmer

 

[lazybloke]

Conduct a misguided electrolysis experiment to fill a glass carboy with a flammable blend of hydrogen & oxygen gases, and erm, accidentally introduce a naked flame.

Also, I'll never return to those student digs.

 

[slowwww]

Be a superhero and a source of unquestioned wisdom to my daughters now they've reached their cynical teens

 

[Profpointy]

Be a superhero and a source of unquestioned wisdom to my daughters now they've reached their cynical teens

There was a nice quotation somewhere "when I was 15 I thought my father knew nothing, but when I was 25 I was amazed how much he'd learned in 10 years"

 

[DaveReading]

There was a nice quotation somewhere "when I was 15 I thought my father knew nothing, but when I was 25 I was amazed how much he'd learned in 10 years"

Mark Twain, I believe.

 

[s7ephanie]

Be happy

 

[jefmcg]

Q

Mark Twain, I believe.

Apparently not, especially since his dad died when he was 11.

(if you can't be arsed to click the link, basically they don't know who said it, and it's always attributed to Twain.)

 

[Mugshot]

Q

Apparently not, especially since his dad died when he was 11.

(if you can't be arsed to click the link, basically they don't know who said it, and it's always attributed to Twain.)

Let's attribute it to @Profpointy then.

 

[Dirk]

Go to work.