Things you've never done.

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Been to a football match.
Eaten a Big Mac (not rushing to either).
Been clubbing.
 

Pete

Guest
I wonder whether it's now time to assemble all the things which people say they've never done, and ask others to put in which of those things they have done? For example:
I've never been to Africa
I've never been able to juggle
I've never been in a submarine.
... how many folks have in fact done each of those things?

Not much point in putting down such things as "I've never flown in a spacecraft" seeing as we want a few takers please!
 

alecstilleyedye

nothing in moderation
Moderator
I've never been insane, put my baby on a plane
with a suitcase that's alive and kicking
And your honour i confess that I've never tasted meths
or hid a gun in a box of fried chicken
I've never been to Amsterdam, left my heart in Vietnam
or sold gum on the streets of Mexico
never smuggled pot or been murdered in my squat
two stories from the top of a no go

I've never had to steal or sell my body for a meal
cigarettes, alcohol or drugs
I've never had a tattoo or scar that wouldn't heal
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

I've never been on strike, or a speeding motorbike
been propositioned beaten up or mugged
I've got 20/20 vision but I've never seen the light
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

And if you're looking for trouble
You came to the wrong place

I've never gone cold turkey in a shed in Albuquerque
or played chicken on a railway line
I've never been a litter bug, given head or taken drugs
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

Crack that whip across my thigh
stick a needle in my eye
Cross my heart and hope to die
I have lived a sheltered life
 
alecstilleyedye said:
I've never been insane, put my baby on a plane
with a suitcase that's alive and kicking
And your honour i confess that I've never tasted meths
or hid a gun in a box of fried chicken
I've never been to Amsterdam, left my heart in Vietnam
or sold gum on the streets of Mexico
never smuggled pot or been murdered in my squat
two stories from the top of a no go

I've never had to steal or sell my body for a meal
cigarettes, alcohol or drugs
I've never had a tattoo or scar that wouldn't heal
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

I've never been on strike, or a speeding motorbike
been propositioned beaten up or mugged
I've got 20/20 vision but I've never seen the light
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

And if you're looking for trouble
You came to the wrong place

I've never gone cold turkey in a shed in Albuquerque
or played chicken on a railway line
I've never been a litter bug, given head or taken drugs
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!

Crack that whip across my thigh
stick a needle in my eye
Cross my heart and hope to die
I have lived a sheltered life

Wow! Did you just make that up?
 

col

Legendary Member
yenrod said:
A few years back i said to a then great friend (whilst cycling over a canal/bridge/walkway in llangolen) similar to the above of doing things that've never been done and we agreed to do a BUNGEE but it never came off as he got married / had kids and the likes...


Id like to travel into asia...vietnam or somwhere like 'that'

- Ride a col in the alps similar to what,

http://www.cyclechat.co.uk/forums/member.php?u=2688 gets ride all the time lucky git !

- Be a female magnet to the point wherby id be pushing them away :wacko:

- Do a parachute jump...

- Win a Road race ive done the MTB variant. Roady Race's are sooo tactical !

- burn a million pounds

- destroy a really good car which i owned in front of some car enthusiasts ;)

- fly a helicopter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Glad i dont live there then:biggrin:
 

domtyler

Über Member
I've never one twelve million on the lottery, bought a yacht and sailed it to somewhere hot and steamy and filled it with bikini clad nineteen year old females. ;)
 

Dave5N

Über Member
betty swollocks said:
Ridden on the track
Watched a soap all the way through......simply not interested
Been in Ann Summers......am quite interested


I have suggested this before on the meet-up thread: we could easily get a cyclechat track taster session going.
 

Elmer Fudd

Miserable Old Bar Steward
Two things I always dreamt of doing when I was younger (i.e. school).
See the Pyramids.
Stand on the Great Wall Of China.
Well, I've touched the Pyramids and I was closer than a close thing to a contract in Beijing... Didn't happen, Boo Hoo! So one left to do.

Oh, one other ambition fulfilled. To meet someone I can be with for the rest of my life and I have.


(Have to put that, SWMBO comes for a lurk on here occasionally !!)
 

stevenb

New Member
Location
South Beds.
Blimey......lots of things for me...

Highlights are:

Never ridden a century

S*x with two women at the same time ;)

Owned an exotic road bike (although I'll shortly be forfilling this one)

Been up the 3 highest peaks in the UK.
 
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