Things you've never seen

[MrRidley]

The Invisible Man in real life.

 

[buggi]

A woman with a logical mind.

a man who understands a woman's logic

 

[buggi]

for Arch...

(Did you ever see an elephant fly?)
(Well, I seen a horsefly)
(And I seen a dragonfly)
(Yeah, I seen a housefly)
(Ha-ha-ha-ha)

Yeah, I seen all that too...

I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye
But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything
When I see a elephant fly

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

Hibs win the Scottish Cup

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A dog looking up

Oh you've never lived mate!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

for Arch...

(Did you ever see an elephant fly?)
(Well, I seen a horsefly)
(And I seen a dragonfly)
(Yeah, I seen a housefly)
(Ha-ha-ha-ha)

Yeah, I seen all that too...

I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye
But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything
When I see a elephant fly

SAW, you SAW, you never seen!!

That's a bit like saying

'I sat down and eat a biscuit'.

Sorry, but the 'seen' thing is one thing that annoys me as I hear it so often from people who really should know better.

Done is another

'The boy done good'

'I done it'

It is DID!!

'I did it'.

If the original message is taken from the song, then the writer should have been ashamed of themselves!

I am aware that it doesn't really matter in the great scheme of things, and language does evolve, but it is still painful see and hear!

 

[Fnaar]

Konnie Huq in my bed.

Sadly.

(the Konnie bit, not your bed)

 

[XmisterIS]

The back of my head, directly.

 

[automatic_jon]

A sane woman interested in me.

 

[upsidedown]

the point in stopping at a red light.

 

[ChrisKH]

a man who understands a woman's logic

Well they wouldn't be a man then would they?

 

[Pottsy]

A pink cabbage with a machine gun.

 

[postman]

Raining cats and dogs .

 

[automatic_jon]

Raining cats and dogs .

Reigning cats and dogs.

 

[tyred]

Never seen a horse driving a Ford Sierra.