This Is An Outrage

[ianrauk]

Did I read it right? Jezston is offering to show his arse to men on the internet for £20.
Ooh er!

 

[GrasB]

I'm not wearing any socks because the socks in my bag got wet on the way in because because ...

Because you forgot you were going kayaking when you left the house this morning. Seriously though. I put anything I don't want to get wet on my commutes in a kayaking bag. Obviously this only works for things you're carrying as it's a litte difficult to cycle in the XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL size