This is so wrong *NSFW*

[ianrauk]

[QUOTE 1669105, member: 9609"]I seen a man in the Dominican Republic who did one in his speedo's, it was oozing out of the sides and running down his legs. And quite a few people had done the same in the swimming pools.
Most people on the resort were ill, disgusting place, me and the wife opted for a diet of alcohol, fruit that needed peeling and cremated food and survived a fortnight.[/quote]


Nice holiday then?

 

[Doseone]

I was in a "leisure pool" when we were all told to get out of the pool. I asked the lifeguard what was going on and he said there had been a "faecal release"!! I thought they would have some sort of high tec bot to clear it out but it was a YTS with a net and a pair of Marigolds.

 

[rusky]

Reminds me of the picolax thread http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/

 

[Globalti]

I dropped my trunks and nipped one off in the sea once - does that count as a scandal?

 

[yello]

One day in class, guess I was around 9, Stephen Reid crapped in his pants. Just as he was sat, at his desk.

Hmmmm... they say smell evokes memory like no other sense.... I wonder if I've just done the same?

 

[cd365]

I was in a "leisure pool" when we were all told to get out of the pool. I asked the lifeguard what was going on and he said there had been a "faecal release"!! I thought they would have some sort of high tec bot to clear it out but it was a YTS with a net and a pair of Marigolds.

"It's a floater"

 

[tyred]

Anyone who would shoot in a supermarket aisle needs treatment imo. Most of these places have public toilets for a start.

 

[Globalti]

Quite possibly the woman obtained some kind of weird gratification from the act in the same way as a flasher or arsonist or graffiti artist or even a singlespeed cyclist.