This really takes the biscuit..

[glasgowcyclist]

Police are appealing for witnesses after the theft of a lorry and trailer full of shortbread in Aberdeenshire.


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[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Crumbs!

 

[Markymark]

No jokes, be Nice.

 

[stephec]

I'm finding it hard to digest it.

 

[snorri]

Deans shortie, yummy <nearest I can find to a 'licking my lips' smiley.

 

[Keith Oates]

But the Police have retrieved the 'biscuits' back so all is well. However as a lover of shortbread I think that calling them just plain biscuits is an insult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Markymark]

But the Police have retrieved the 'biscuits' back so all is well. However as a lover of shortbread I think that calling them just plain biscuits is an insult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't shortbread just a naked Twix?

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Isn't shortbread just a naked Twix?

It's a naked half-of-a-Twix. So, what's the name for half a twix?

 

[Markymark]

It's a naked half-of-a-Twix. So, what's the name for half a twix?

onix?

 

[stephec]

It's a naked half-of-a-Twix. So, what's the name for half a twix?

It's either a Tw, or an ix

All depends wether you're talking about the left or right hand one.

 

[Markymark]

Does the 'tw' come from an abbreviation of two?

 

[Markymark]

[QUOTE 3168830, member: 259"]Twin biscuit. For the longer lasting snack.[/QUOTE]
So onix would be about right for one finger?

 

[Markymark]

[QUOTE 3168835, member: 259"]More like a Six I reckon.[/QUOTE]
So what would six be?

 

[AndyRM]

Diabeetus.

 

[Markymark]

Lunch