This was a first...

[Keith Oates]

Tim, that's the things nightmares are made from, it made me shudder reading that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bollo]

Owl poo.

 

[Clamson]

A dead pheasant in the middle of a twisty, 30 - 35 mph descent (well, I think it was a pheasant, I wasn't really trying to identify what it was at the time).

A week and a half later the blood stains are still on the ground, and I suspect they could still be quite slippery.

 

[mr_cellophane]

I can't believe motorbikes aren't on the list yet

 

[shouldbeinbed]

A wasp stuck between my glasses and my temple, stinging little bstad

One of those bike horns with CB type microphone - the mic dropped off the bar mount and tangled my front wheel - over the bars and 4 weeks off school.

didn't quite come off but a very near miss - drunk idiot leaping out of a taxi brandishing a carving knife.

 

[HLaB]

About a million years ago, a cat tried to top itself under my tyres, scooting out from behind a wall at warp speed, it was that close I got it's tail.

I think my front wheel was "life #9" for the cat, as there was a bus overtaking me at time...

On an unlit country road I had a cat suddenly jump out of the ditch. I think somehow it made it under my BB but just how it avoided my cranks I can't fathom but it must of used a couple of its 9 lives.

 

[Maz]

...a drunk amputee in a wheel chair decided he would like to move his wheelchair from the safety of the pavement on to the road.

Was he legless?

 

[Bollo]

Was he legless?

He didn't mean no 'arm.

 

[Maz]

He didn't mean no 'arm.

Very good!

 

[Brains]

Very good!

He was trollied !

 

[Richie]

Was he legless?

Lol very good!

 

[threshold]

I did have a sheep on a tranport wagon projectile vomit over me whilst waiting at a red light!-- Surprising and VERY smelly!

 

[HLaB]

I did have a sheep on a tranport wagon projectile vomit over me whilst waiting at a red light!-- Surprising and VERY smelly!

 

[slowmotion]

I did have a sheep on a tranport wagon projectile vomit over me whilst waiting at a red light!-- Surprising and VERY smelly!

Name and shame! They all have registration plates in their ears these days. If you are not prepared to post the film on Youtube, or report her to the Constabulary, just stop bleating.

 

[threshold]

I do believe my revenge was best served cold-- with mint sauce!