This winter, the hottest cycling accessory is?

[CanucksTraveller]

In all seriousness, has anyone ever felt they needed one of these? I'm finding the very idea pretty preposterous... your body draws blood away from ahem... that area when you even start to get cold so I fail to see how the drawcord even keeps a cock sock on.

Undercrackers keep everything in that area fairly comfortable, and it's up against your groin, so I can't say it's ever felt cold. Numb, yes. But that's the saddle.

So erm, yeah... can't say I've ever thought: "You know what? My knob is freezing!"

Only in America.

 

[slowmotion]

Good Point CT. I have felt cold ears, nose, toes, arms, legs. back etc etc, but never cold goolies.

This is a male equivalent of a padded bra, skilfully marketed

 

[darkstar]

Oh dear...

 

[slowmotion]

Oh dear...

Come on...out with it Man....

 

[darkstar]

Come on...out with it Man....

I'm not getting it out, you creep.

 

[Fnaar]

I just wire my goolies up to the plug sockets in the house....Oh, I see, this one's for outdoor use.

 

[benb]

Very strange, really can't see the point of this.

The only time I've ever had a chilly cock was when I was going out with ...
er, never mind.

 

[redjedi]

"Like many athletes who prefer to train outdoors year round I had either dealt with the pain and risk caused by the cold or resorted to using a sock that would not stay in place.

As good as any excuse for having socks stuffed in your pants.

I always thought getting cold down there was a good excuse for warming up afterwards

 

[mr_cellophane]

Can't see anyone putting one on in communal changing rooms.  If I start to get a chilly willy a quick rub when stopped at traffic lights usually helps. 

 

[mark barker]

If I start to get a chilly willy a quick rub when stopped at traffic lights usually helps.

LoL! I'm sure theres laws against that kind of thing in public!

 

[dellzeqq]

3rd November 2007. FNRttC to Bracklesham Bay via Guildford. It was a cold night - one of Adam's eyes froze shut. My hands and feet checked out for twelve miles, and, following searing pain in the foreskin area...............radio silence. Not a happy moment.

 

[Kirstie]

Judging by the 'walnut whip effect' that a cold bike ride has on the male protruberance then surely it wouldn't stay on with that drawstring. Some kind of pube-velcro interface would need to be developed...

 

[guitarpete247]

I once had a friend bring me a "Willy Warmer" as a present from a day out in Bridlington. It said on the packaging that they come in 3 sizes Small, Medium and Liar .

 

[snails pace]

Perform at your peak

With marketing like this Its got to be cheaper than Viagra.


So when your cock has tried to turn itself inside out and crawl into your body on a cold 'ride' you can still perform...

Now that is impressive!

 

[ColinJ]

So erm, yeah...   can't say I've ever thought:  "You know what?  My knob is freezing!"

I normally wear thermal bibtights with shorts underneath in the winter so I don't suffer from CWS then. I have suffered quite badly from it when trying to extend the shorts season a few weeks too far - it's not nice!   

I reckon the sensible answer is to wear thermal tights.