Those questions you had when you were a kid?...

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[MartinQ]

"Why can't I have more pocket money" is a favourite with mine.

 

[Archie_tect]

I can hear the ice-cream man coming, can I have one?

 

[MontyVeda]

me then... "Is being a grown up as dull as it looks?"

me now... "yes, mostly."

 

[luckyfox]

I can hear the ice-cream man coming, can I have one?

No you'll spoil your tea!

 

[Profpointy]

[QUOTE 3320930, member: 45"]Like.....

Why does a mirror reflect everything backwards in a room but not turn it upside down?[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure I can answer that now

 

[raleighnut]

Have I got to go to School

 

[Archie_tect]

No you'll spoil your tea!

*scuffs shoe*

 

[raleighnut]

*scuffs shoe*

"And you can polish them shoes when we get home and don't trip over that bottom lip on the way"

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

I feel so old I no longer care - or remember!

 

[luckyfox]

*scuffs shoe*

Go to your room!

 

[Markymark]

Look, I know what it is you wanted ti ask. It looked like mummy and daddy were fighting, they were making lots of strange noises and they were both a bit sweaty. They were just playing around and that's why their clothes had fallen off.

 

[luckyfox]

Look, I know what it is you wanted ti ask. It looked like mummy and daddy were fighting, they were making lots of strange noises and they were both a bit sweaty. They were just playing around and that's why their clothes had fallen off.

Why was Uncle Robert there?

 

[Archie_tect]

*sniff* M...M....artyn got an....n ice-cream, an' J...John got a...a... Zoom.... an' I got nuffin.

 

[AndyRM]

I'm looking forward to excercising my creativity when vaguely lying to my children.

Though I expect revenge from friends as I've convinced one of their offspring that the sky is held up by a giant who could run out of patience with the chore at any moment.

I should probably just have said 'Because it is' when asked why it was up there...