Those questions you had when you were a kid?...

[MossCommuter]

Why did the Romans bury all their houses when they went home?

 

[Archie_tect]

[QUOTE 3321341, member: 45"]I have several memories of my parents saying "I'll tell you when you're older".

They never did. Not once.[/QUOTE]
One day, when you're old enough.

 

[luckyfox]

*sniff* M...M....artyn got an....n ice-cream, an' J...John got a...a... Zoom.... an' I got nuffin.

Will you just sit still and pack it in or you're going to bed!

I'm looking forward to excercising my creativity when vaguely lying to my children.

Though I expect revenge from friends as I've convinced one of their offspring that the sky is held up by a giant who could run out of patience with the chore at any moment.

I should probably just have said 'Because it is' when asked why it was up there...

You have to be crafty, like saying; its raining out the front but not in the garden, if you dont share your sweets goblins will steal your teeth, Santa only comes for boys and girls who dust the house etc

 

[Cyclopathic]

Are we there yet?

 

[swee'pea99]

Why not?

 

[September]

Why do you always lock the bedroom door when you play the roller coaster game with mum?

 

[Silver Fox]

Are we there yet?

I need a wee wee.

 

[roadrash]

WHY

 

[TVC]

But why can't we sell my little brother?

 

[JtB]

I used to spend ages pondering how my pedal car knew whether I wanted to go forwards or backwards.

The pedalling action was the same, yet it always went forwards when I wanted to go forwards and backwards when I wanted to go backwards :-s

 

[Hugh Manatee]

This is going to make me sound like a very odd child but, I always wanted to know how porcupines mate, other than very carefully obviously.

 

[John the Canuck]

why can't i go out to play.?

Mother : because i've just washed your hair, your pores are open, and you'll catch a cold''


this is the Gods Truth - still remember this after 65years

 

[Archie_tect]

Did Jesus have any friends?

 

[hoopdriver]

"Why can't I have more pocket money" is a favourite with mine.

It's still a favourite of mine