Thou art ...

[Shaun]

... a clay brained winter-cricket

http://insult.dream40.org/

 

[Schmilliemoo]

An unwashed dry cheese!

 

[Fnaar]

a slothful arse biscuit

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

An 'Untoward Greasy Tallow'


Well, I've heard worse in my time. I think.

 

[TVC]

A crooked whoreson.


He must have met me.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

A naughty Satan


Pleased with that!

 

[jayonabike]

A beef witted puttock. Sounds like a new deli wrap. "1 beef witted puttock with extra cheese, hold the mayo."

 

[ianrauk]

a dreadful bog

 

[Keith Oates]

A whining dog

 

[TheDoctor]

A bit more imaginative than 'daffodil' anyhow.

 

[Archie_tect]

a bed-wetting son of a slack-eyed baboon.

 

[EltonFrog]

A fen sucked tomb.

I had to give it a few spins before I found a decent insult.

 

[Noodley]

a detestable milksop

and here was me thinking that I was just a nobber.

 

[Nihal]

an unnecessary rag

 

[EltonFrog]

an unnecessary rag

Best one so far.