Three things you will almost certainly never do again.

[SpokeyDokey]

Move home voluntarily - love it where we are and only some physical debilitation would get me off of this hillside in Cumbria.

Sleep with someone else - the underlying circumstances to make this a possibility are too horrible to contemplate. The loss of my wife would be devastating.

I will never climb (as in rock) hard routes again. My youthful sense of immortality has waned dramatically over the years and I no longer have ambitions to push myself to the limit in this, or any other aspect of my life.

Over to you...

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Be born.

 

[Sharky]

Only three?

Made me Google this poem


If I knew then what I know now
Would my life be different
Would it be changed somehow…

Would I make different choices
Would I have listened harder
To my inner voices…

If I knew then What I know now
Would I be full of hope
Instead of all the sadness now…

If I knew then what I know now
Would I take some chances
Dance all those missed dances…

If I knew then what I know now
Would I be smarter
More successful now…

If I knew all of it then I’ve concluded you see
I would be changed
I wouldn’t have grown into me…

 

[sleuthey]

- buy a Citroen
- have more children
- park run

 

[biggs682]

- buy a Citroen
- have more children
- park run

What about a Peugeot

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Work, I retired in 2015
Have children, I'll be 71 in a couple of months, I'm still capable but no.
Get married again, once is enough, 40th anniversary next spring.

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Cycle on icy days
Wear the same undies twice
Unblock certain men it didn't work out with

 

[oldwheels]

I will never remarry
I will never buy another motorhome
I will sadly never go multi day cycle camping
There are probably lots of others but these are the first ones to pop up in my head.

 

[mustang1]

Wow. I really cannot think of anything.

Thinks....

Nope. I really cannot think of anything.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

1. Have more kids
2. Buy a diesel car
3. Holiday in Morocco. Last cafe bombing in Marrakesh was waaaaayyyyy too close for comfort.

 

[matticus]

Go out without sunscreen.
Argue with idiots.
Start a land-war in Southeast Asia.

 

[PeteXXX]

Remarry my first wife
Ride an Imperial Century
Take up smoking or drink alcohol again. (Is that one or two things? OK, sue me)

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

.Start a land-war in Southeast Asia.

As the subject is things we’d never do again I can only assume you have started such a war before? 😂😂

 

[Dave7]

Be born.

You could always become "born again"

 

[ClichéGuevara]

You could always become "born again"

God knows.