Time Machine!

[Archie_tect]

Yesterday usually is... doo-doo-du-doo...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

All day?

Actually, it could be tomorrow.

I see they've run the prototype and learnt that if they release it the Chinese will steal it and start making them overnight. I foresaw a similar problem with my anti-gravity velocipod so never released it either.

 

[atbman]

This is the country where a senior cleric said that women dressing immodestly (aka showing some hair [on their heads!]) caused men to feel lust and this was what caused eathquakes.

For some strange reason, I believe neither the cleric or the scientist