To bidet or not to bidet?

[XmisterIS]

It's a crying shame that we don't as a rule have bidets in this country!

On occasion, after I've stood up from karking out a ripe one, I go to wipe, quickly realise it's a lost cause due to the quantity remaining, so I end up taking my trousers off and standing in the shower.

A bidet, a bidet! My dignity for a bidet!

Does that ever happen to you? Do you too often yearn for the fresh, cleansing pleasures of a bidet?

 

[magnatom]

This thread is useless without pictures........

 

[Crackle]

This thread should be is useless without pictures........

Phew, fixed.

Here: I personally recommend it

 

[Globalti]

Didn't we have a bidet thread a couple of weeks ago?

 

[magnatom]

Phew, fixed.

Aaaawwww, don't spoil the fun. It's almost worth mentioning that we could use helmet cameras to investigate the problem.......

 

[Crackle]

Aaaawwww, don't spoil the fun. It's almost worth mentioning that we could use helmet cameras to investigate the problem.......

I can't decide if that's a deliberate or unintentional fnaar type comment?

 

[XmisterIS]

Phew, fixed.

Here: I personally recommend it

I was thinking the very same!

Don't you hate it even more when you take two steps out of the bathroom having just recovered from a 20 minute two-and-a-half-toliet-roll plus shower experience ... only for your body (the evil enemy) to tell you that you've only done half of it and there's a whole load more to come?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

This is why refined people such as me, prefer the more delicate discussions in P & L.

 

[Mark_Robson]

Can I substitute my bathroom basin for a bidet?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Can I substitute my bathroom basin for a bidet?

Not while someone is washing her hair in it.

 

[numbnuts]

easily converts any toilet into a bidet

 

[magnatom]

I can't decide if that's a deliberate or unintentional fnaar type comment?

 

[Fnaar]

I can't decide if that's a deliberate or unintentional fnaar type comment?

 

[swee'pea99]

Bidets, yuk! Only the French could invent something so rank. (They even *use* them!)

 

[Mark_Robson]

I wonder what towel they would use to dry their bums?