ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
I hope the police take your precious licence off you. You are not fit to drive. 
I also hope you lose your job, or it costs you an arm and a leg in taxis/trains.
Why?
Driving 60mph straight at a cyclist (who was wearing hi-viz and using LED lights) and causing then to dive off the road is NOT the level of driving I would see as being acceptable.
Your registration (I hope I got it - I am pretty sure I got enough for the full thing, if not , then a very good partial) is now in the hands of the police, along with a request to make a formal complaint and go to court.
And this is all because YOUR F*CKING journey is more important than MY life. If I hadn't looked up at the last second, I wouldn't have seen you driving straight at me, or had the time to swerve left (into the area that I use as an escape route) then onto the grass.
I am still shaking..................it was THAT close.

I also hope you lose your job, or it costs you an arm and a leg in taxis/trains.

Why?

Driving 60mph straight at a cyclist (who was wearing hi-viz and using LED lights) and causing then to dive off the road is NOT the level of driving I would see as being acceptable.

Your registration (I hope I got it - I am pretty sure I got enough for the full thing, if not , then a very good partial) is now in the hands of the police, along with a request to make a formal complaint and go to court.
And this is all because YOUR F*CKING journey is more important than MY life. If I hadn't looked up at the last second, I wouldn't have seen you driving straight at me, or had the time to swerve left (into the area that I use as an escape route) then onto the grass.

I am still shaking..................it was THAT close.
