today I bought shoecovers

[longers]

I've seen someone trying to slice bread by holding the knife still and moving the bread back and forth. They weren't the neatest slices ever made.

 

[Jane Smart]

I can slice bread pretty well.
Dont get me started on my mum slicing bread!!!! She does it at some strange wiggly angle, that if you put the bread on a flat board and the cut is wonky.
Look at the slices of bread and they are straight

Anyway, im too much of a man to wear shoe covers, mainly dont bother unless its really cold.
I need to get some new ones this year, my other set lasted 2 winters but have worn out at the end so they flap up as i go along

nothing worse than flapping eh Joe?

Oh and hello stranger

 

[Joe24]

nothing worse than flapping eh Joe?

Oh and hello stranger

Nope, nothing worse then flapping. One of the problems i have regularly unfortunatly.
I once tried plastic bags in my shoes, just the small ones.
That didnt work.

Jane you need to come on more.
Infact, your on late!!!!!!!!

 

[Jane Smart]

Nope, nothing worse then flapping. One of the problems i have regularly unfortunatly.
I once tried plastic bags in my shoes, just the small ones.
That didnt work.

Jane you need to come on more.
Infact, your on late!!!!!!!!

Yes Joe this is late for me, as you quite rightly pointed out

My old aunt and uncle used to put plastic bags on their feet when they cycled to see us, I always used to laugh, but that was 40 years ago and now I see why they did it.

Ok ok showing my age

 

[Joe24]

Yes Joe this is late for me, as you quite rightly pointed out

My old aunt and uncle used to put plastic bags on their feet when they cycled to see us, I always used to laugh, but that was 40 years ago and now I see why they did it.

Ok ok showing my age

Surely you got the amoutn of time wrong!
You would of been born 40 years ago would you Jane!?

 

[Jane Smart]

Surely you got the amoutn of time wrong!
You would of been born 40 years ago would you Jane!?

Sadly I am not wrong Joe

 

[Joe24]

Sadly I am not wrong Joe

I wont beleive you Jane

 

[Jane Smart]

I wont beleive you Jane

Aww just coz I don't act my age

 

[Joe24]

Aww just coz I don't act my age

Dont i know that

 

[Jane Smart]

Dont i know that

note to self.. .. .. ..

I must grow up .. .. ..

 

[Joe24]

note to self.. .. .. ..

I must grow up .. .. ..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Dont do that

 

[Jane Smart]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Dont do that

Oh ok

 

[Joe24]

Oh ok

Are you not drunk Jane?
I was hoping you would come on drunk the other night

 

[Jane Smart]

Are you not drunk Jane?
I was hoping you would come on drunk the other night

Joe no I am not, I am tired, drunk no, I must have a bad reputation here haha

 

[Joe24]

Joe no I am not, I am tired, drunk no, I must have a bad reputation here haha

You should of heard some of the things said when you were gone Jane