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Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
I once took a tin of alphabetti spaghetti to italy when i went to visit some friends over there. They were totally bemused and a little disturbed by what we had done to their national carbohydrate source. B)
 

Baggy

Cake connoisseur
Kirstie said:
The other day we were discussing the mechanics of having a bee as a pet. I like bees, they're furry and very strokable. We were wondering if you could tie it to a string of cotton and take it for a walk...'let it off the leash' and so on....

Courtesy of Monty Python:

Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!
 

rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
accountantpete said:
Me first early potatoes have poked their noses out and the mint is stirring.

Blimey, I thought I wasn't supposed to plant them until Easter!

Mine are in the spare room, chitting. If I listen very carefully, I can hear them - the chittering classes:rolleyes::thumbsup:
 
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