Today is the day when you find out

[Beeankey]

in Scotland as the schools are back, how many of your friends have ugly kids if my facebook timeline is anything to go by.

 

[Bollo]

You've got friends?

 

[vernon]

You've got a friend?

FTFY

 

[Beeankey]

You've got friends?

Nope. Just added random people who luckily accepted me. I feel loved

 

[vernon]

I feel loved

As do masturbators.