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Tom Swifties

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by red_tom, 28 Jan 2008.

  1. red_tom

    red_tom New Member

    Location:
    East London
    It's been about 4 years since we did this on C+ so it's surely time for another round :girl:. Just think up a pun in the format below.

    'I've returned from the labotomy,' Tom said absentmindedly.
    'Drop the gun,' Tom said with a disarming smile.
    "I'm putting on my T-shirt, shorts, and sunglasses," Tom summarised.
    'Is this sodomy?' Tom asked, half in Ernest.
     
  2. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    "Pass the chips", whispered Tom last Tuesday.













    I haven't got the idea, have I?
     
  3. red_tom

    red_tom New Member

    Location:
    East London
    <goes looking for Fnaar, he'll know what to do>
     
  4. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    "Please do it again" said Tom, pulling his finger out of his ear ever so slightly.












    No?
     
  5. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    "Pull your finger out of your ear" waxed Tom.
     
  6. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    "Don't worry, it's only Nana's monkey", said Tom, while biting on a Texan bar.
     
  7. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    "You will never find finer bridges than those built by the French" pontificated Jean-Claude.
     
  8. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    "**** off Tom, you're beginning to annoy me now" said Marie-Claude.
     
  9. Fab Foodie

    Fab Foodie hanging-on in quiet desperation ...

    "I stand to be corrected" said the man in the Orthopaedic shoes?

    Or is that a bad joke...
     
  10. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral

    "I hate camping" said Tom, with intent

    "This bacon is too salty" said Tom rashly
     
  11. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    "I have been tea total for 8 years" said tdr1nka soberly.

    T x
     
  12. Cathryn

    Cathryn California Correspondant

    "I've broken my leg" Tom snapped.
     
  13. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    "wheeee" said the condom, as it flew across the bedroom, somewhat pissed off…
     
  14. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral

    "Einz. zwei, drei, funf" counted Tom fearlessly
     
  15. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    "i can hear a dog" tom barked