It's been about 4 years since we did this on C+ so it's surely time for another round . Just think up a pun in the format below. 'I've returned from the labotomy,' Tom said absentmindedly. 'Drop the gun,' Tom said with a disarming smile. "I'm putting on my T-shirt, shorts, and sunglasses," Tom summarised. 'Is this sodomy?' Tom asked, half in Ernest.