Tom Swifties

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by red_tom, 28 Jan 2008.

  1. red_tom

    red_tom New Member

    Location:
    East London
    It's been about 4 years since we did this on C+ so it's surely time for another round :girl:. Just think up a pun in the format below.

    'I've returned from the labotomy,' Tom said absentmindedly.
    'Drop the gun,' Tom said with a disarming smile.
    "I'm putting on my T-shirt, shorts, and sunglasses," Tom summarised.
    'Is this sodomy?' Tom asked, half in Ernest.
     
  2. OP
    OP
    red_tom

    red_tom New Member

    Location:
    East London
    <goes looking for Fnaar, he'll know what to do>
     
  3. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    "Pull your finger out of your ear" waxed Tom.
     
  4. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    "You will never find finer bridges than those built by the French" pontificated Jean-Claude.
     
  5. Fab Foodie

    Fab Foodie hanging-on in quiet desperation ...

    "I stand to be corrected" said the man in the Orthopaedic shoes?

    Or is that a bad joke...
     
  6. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    "I hate camping" said Tom, with intent

    "This bacon is too salty" said Tom rashly
     
  7. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    "I have been tea total for 8 years" said tdr1nka soberly.

    T x
     
  8. Cathryn

    Cathryn California Correspondant

    "I've broken my leg" Tom snapped.
     
  9. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    "wheeee" said the condom, as it flew across the bedroom, somewhat pissed off…
     
  10. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    "Einz. zwei, drei, funf" counted Tom fearlessly
     
  11. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    "i can hear a dog" tom barked
     
  12. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    "Is that you Dennis?" asked Tom menacingly.
     
  13. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    "i've had enough of the french streets" sighed louis, ruefully.
     
  14. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    "I agree with Albert, his toilet is definately blocked." Goeff backed up.
     
  15. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    "it's stopped raining" said tom dryly
     
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