Tom Swifties

red_tom

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It's been about 4 years since we did this on C+ so it's surely time for another round :girl:. Just think up a pun in the format below.

'I've returned from the labotomy,' Tom said absentmindedly.
'Drop the gun,' Tom said with a disarming smile.
"I'm putting on my T-shirt, shorts, and sunglasses," Tom summarised.
'Is this sodomy?' Tom asked, half in Ernest.
 
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red_tom

red_tom

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<goes looking for Fnaar, he'll know what to do>
 

alecstilleyedye

nothing in moderation
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"wheeee" said the condom, as it flew across the bedroom, somewhat pissed off…
 
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