Tom Swifties

[Over The Hill]

I'm American he said stupidly
I drive a Rover he said before he broke down.

 

[sheddy]

My Blacksmith made a bolt for the door
Down boy !

 

[Speicher]

"I know what I am talking about" said Tom sagely

"That window is very dirty", said Tom clearly.

"I like pale colours" said Tom distinctly

"So we have all the figures we need in this budget" Tom summed up.

"I think I have cut my finger on this piece of broken glass" said Tom painfully.

 

[TheDoctor]

'I shall pwopel the boat' said Tom woefully.
'Hip hip Hooray!' said Tom cheerfully.

 

[Keith Oates]

"Are you eating yet another icecream", said Tom icily!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fnaar]

"I've just taken my keks off" said Nicholas.

 

[Speicher]

"You've got ketchup on your chin" he said saucily

"You can sit on the sofa with me" he said conceitedly

"Yolande, you like yellow yachts" he said wisely

"I wish I had an appartment" he said flatly

"Haven't you got anything more pressing to do?" he asked ironically

"I like my Whiskey with Ginger" he said dryly

"This air-conditioning is too efficient" he said coldly

"I've always wanted an Alsation" he said doggedly

 

[Arch]

'I shall pwopel the boat' said Tom woefully.

Excellent!

 

[Amanda P]

"I'll just draw that again" remarked Tom.

 

[red_tom]

"Get these hancuffs off me", cried Tom manically

 

[Keith Oates]

Excuse me burping, Tom said repeatedly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[stephenb]

"How do you like the results of my sex change" Tom tittered

 

[rich p]

What exactly do you mean when you say I'm a pedant, Tom?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

do you like irish dancing? tom asked flatly

 

[red_tom]

"I've got my period again", Amy remonstrated