Tongue Twisters...... your clean(ish) favourites

[Dave7]

Everyone knows Peter Piper picked a peck etc.
What are your favourites?
Back in the 70s I "created" one and after all these years Mrs Dave just cannot say it without stumbling.
Here goes ........
Dotty Flickers bought a pair of spotty knickers.
Did Dotty Flickers buy a pair of spotty knickers
If Dotty Flickers bought a pair of spotty knickers
Where's the spotty knickers Dotty Flickers bought.
Like all twisters.....easy to say while reading but....not so easy off the cuff.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant pluckers son
and I'll keep on plucking pheasants
until the pheasant plucking's done.

Keep repeating and each time say it faster.

Same with:
I slit the sheets, the sheets I slit, the slit was done by me.

 

[gavroche]

L'eau des nouilles me coule le long des coudes.
Sorry, for French speakers only. It ends up being rude when not pronounced properly.

 

[Fnaar]

Miss Goodbody's best buddy is a bitter biddie with a better body from Buckie

 

[Accy cyclist]

He crept into the crypt,had a quick crap,then crept out again.

 

[burntoutbanger]

Fuzzy duck, Duck fuzzy...

 

[gbb]

I have one about Brutus the Bold (but brave barbaric Baron).....but I fear it' WAAAYYYYYYYYYY too dirty for this one

 

[Sharky]

I'd like a proper cup of coffee from a proper coffee pot.

 

[bruce1530]

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick

 

[Sharky]

Say the name "Sally" many times.

Although I cant hear you, it sounds like you are saying "Alice" not "Sally".

Ok then, try saying "Alice" many times - now you're saying "Sally"!

 

[nickyboy]

Red lorry, yellow lorry

 

[colly]

Red hgv yellow hgv red hgv yellow hgv.

 

[Reynard]

Or how about this one?

Nie pieprz Pietrze wieprzem pieprzem, bo prypieprzesz wieprzem Pietrze.

(Don't pepper the pork with pepper Peter, because you'll over-pepper the pork, Peter.) Polish is good for ting twosters