Topless Cycling

[Pat "5mph"]

Dunno, a sweaty in the nude beer belly on a bike?
You're in the USA, yes? Anything goes there

 

[GrumpyGregry]

fat airborne insects thwacking at speed into acres of exposed flesh. Not for me.

 

[VamP]

This thread needs an exclusion zone.

 

[mickle]

I've taken my shirt off when it's been properly hot. Nowt wrong with it unless you're in a race which forbids nudity.

Hold on.... there are races which allow nudity?!?? Why wasn't I made aware of this?

 

[AndyRM]

Hold on.... there are races which allow nudity?!?? Why wasn't I made aware of this?

I may have dreamt them, sadly.

 

[oldroadman]

Not fair i can't ride topless !!! me boobs will get caught up in the chain

Now there's an image.....it is in France, though.

 

[marzjennings]

Dunno, a sweaty in the nude beer belly on a bike?
You're in the USA, yes? Anything goes there

'Sweaty nude beer belly'!! You've seen me out riding then.

And yes, anything goes, I think it's in their constitution, the right to bare arms and belly and moobs.

 

[matthat]

I feel an @Fnaar moment coming on!!

 

[Fnaar]

I would have done (and no doubt I did) when I was younger, but ...er.... things didn't wobble then like they do now

 

[akb]

This post stinks of "ner ner ner ner ner, we have sun!"

 

[MossCommuter]

This post stinks of "ner ner ner ner ner, we have sun!"

You have identified only one of my reasons

 

[glasgowcyclist]

No dear, you're mistaken... this isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a luuurv machine!


GC

 

[SquareDaff]

I've no problems with topless cycling. What I have a problem with is following someone whos lycra has worn so thin you can see their hairy butt!!

PS. Bets taken on how long before someone says "... and that's just the women!"

 

[Licramite]

yes some girls haven't figured out the difference between jeggins and tights , I was following one the other day , - for ages.

I never cycle topless , I think of all that bare skin exposed to the suns rays , I always wear my helmet instead.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Any reason why one shouldn't ride topless?

Imagine the roadrash for a start!!

Not fair i can't ride topless !!! me boobs will get caught up in the chain

Now there's an image.....it is in France, though.

Actually, I read s7eph's post with a Sarah Milliken type accent!

'Me Boobs'

How more Geordie can you get??