Last night’s episode featured the undead Owen Harpur trying to give mouth –to-mouth resuscitation to a dying man, but failing as he doesn’t breathe any more, what with being dead and all. But if that’s the case, how come he can talk??!? Because we talk by modulating the flow of air with our vocal cords, as it passes in and out of our lungs. They’ve blown it. They’ve lost their internal coherence. Up until now, I had been perfectly happy to believe that Cardiff was built on a fault in time and space, and so it was plagued with aliens. But not any longer, they’ve destroyed the illusion. What am I going to do on Wednesday nights now? By the way, I’m not gay or anything, but that Capt. Jack Harkness - oooh!