Tour de France 2025 (CONTAINS SPOILERS!)

[Lanterne Rogue]

I've never tried zwift

I did, but I didn't inhale

 

[No Ta Doctor]

Asgreen reporting that the outward was harder than in recog, so the wind has definitely picked up a touch

 

[N0bodyOfTheGoat]

Oh, Wout is at this year's TDF!

 

[No Ta Doctor]

Oh, Wout is at this year's TDF!

Yeah, he's clearly still out of form after his pre-Tour illness. He's just pootling this TT

 

[Blazing Saddles]

Not the most inspiring of time trial courses.
It’s a long wait for the meaningful riders.
Can’t even rely on the odd crash to wake me up.

 

[N0bodyOfTheGoat]

Hopefuly the real WVA will stand up as the Tour progresses.

G is also having a shocking TDF so far, what training has he done over the winter? He was second behind Rog up last year's final TT iirc!

 

[mididoctors]

G a bit pedestrian

 

[No Ta Doctor]

So, UAE v Visma - who'll be the quickest vice captain in this TT, Almeida or Jorgenson?

I'm going to go with Jorgenson, based on it being flat and he's a biggish lad.

 

[Lanterne Rogue]

Without van Aert?

 

[mididoctors]

Proper course for a bunch of testers

 

[No Ta Doctor]

Without van Aert?

W'out van Aert, surely

 

[Dogtrousers]

Wout van Aren't

 

[Lanterne Rogue]

W'out van Aert, surely

You wouldn't believe how many options I tried before giving up

 

[mididoctors]

Lipowitz off

 

[No Ta Doctor]

You wouldn't believe how many options I tried before giving up

You see, tat's where we differ. I just bang some shite into the keyboard, typoes everywhere, and hit the post reply buttonm