Tour de France, alternative competition jerseys...

[Hilldodger]

a skull and cross bones for the first person to complete the course on a FULL size penny

 

[stoatsngroats]

How about red/yellow hoops/stripes for the 'most helpful teammate'.......the one who rides at the front and takes no glory (-not the one who goes back for water/food most!)

 

[zimzum42]

A jersey with a pic of Paula Radciffe - for the rider who does a poo on the road....

 

[Arch]

A cyclechat jersey for the rider who most consistently pootles and has cake stops..

Oh, it's ok, I've got one already....