Tour de France - Stage 15¾

[Speicher]

This is the latest news on today's events in Stage 15¾.

Cadel Evans has decided to take his dog for a walk. Thomas Voeckler is shopping for some yellow sunglasses. Mark Cavendish is discussing the international protocol regarding kissing the podium girls.

Have you got any details to add to today's events?

 

[accountantpete]

Alberto Contador is just following Andy Schleck around.

 

[Speicher]

Andy Schleck keeps looking to see that Frank is just behind him in the queue for lunch.

 

[HLaB]

Those lazy Barstewards should get out and cycle, I'm missing my daily fix

 

[colly]

The Lantern Rouge is shopping for red oil.

 

[ohnovino]

Mark Cavendish is discussing the international protocol regarding kissing the podium girls...

...because every time he kisses them, Rojas throws his hands up in protest.

 

[Baggy]

Jens Viogt has gone back up the mountain to give it a damn good thrashing for daring to tip him off twice.

 

[RedRider]

Cadel's back at the hotel to double check he turned the lights out. Again.

 

[Speicher]

Thor Hushovd is buying extra Weetabix for tomorrow's breakfast.

 

[Beebo]

Chris Boardman is still trying to work out what the 2nd and 3rd step on the podium is for.

 

[RedRider]

Hoogerland's rolling around in some hawthorns for light relief.

 

[Crackle]

Thomas Voeckler has denied that he has woken up and says there's no chance that might happen.

 

[Spinney]

Cav is looking for some invisible tow rope to make sure he gets over the mountains.

 

[Globalti]

I thought Voeckler had gone to see the doc about sunburn to the tongue?

 

[beanzontoast]

Andy Schleck keeps looking to see that Frank is just behind him in the queue for lunch.

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