Tour de France - Stage 15¾

[accountantpete]

The Devil is jumping up and down as two mobility scooters go past the bus stop.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

paul sherwin is explaining to anyone listening what the little device that sits on the rear stays is for…

 

[Orange]

Jens Viogt has gone back up the mountain to give it a damn good thrashing for daring to tip him off twice.

 

[PaulB]

Certain riders are haranguing their mechanics to make double sure they don't overdose on the, erm....'stimulants' tonight in case they need to substitute 'samples' after tomorrow's stage. Well it wouldn't be the first time a rider's mechanic's urine was 'fet-ted' up and it was that which was sent for evaluation when ironically, the rider's wee-wee was clean but he got snaffled anyway!

 

[BrumJim]

Voeckler has just ordered some "Creme Anglais" at the canteen. Apparently it isn't expected to stay yellow for long. But he's been staring at it for over an hour now, and no change.

 

[HLaB]

paul sherwin is explaining to anyone listening what the little device that sits on the rear stays is for…

Alberto Contador ?

 

[Paulus]

Phil Liggert is still trying to find out where Lance Armstrong is.

 

[HLaB]

Phil Liggert is still trying to find out where Lance Armstrong is.

He's on a flight from Inverness I think

 

[postman]

The HTC Highroad train service is now a big threat to British Rail.Industry experts say it's aim to be a leading green company make it look attractive to investors.Only draw back is that it can only carry one passenger.

 

[Dayvo]

Alberto Contador is desperately looking for a vegetarian restaurant so as to throw the media and the UCI of the trail.

 

[yello]

Reports of Alberto's brother having been seen with a bag of pork chops are dismissed as false. It was rump steak says Alberto.

 

[TVC]

Col Gadaffi is trying to buy some Manx Missiles.

 

[gavintc]

Vino now reckons that taking a dive was a bit of an extreme option for avoiding a doping control.

 

[Dayvo]

Jens Voigt genuinely believes he should be wearing the white jersey.

 

[TVC]

Mark Renshaw is wondering why the same bloke beats him every time.