Trapped in a giant sculpture of a vagina

[Ganymede]

I was going to put this in the "funny foreigners" thread but thought it should stand alone...

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany

LOTS of amusing comments so if you want to pun, pun well, pun early and pun often...

 

[AndyRM]

What a fanny!

 

[Venod]

I wouldn't give this story lip service, all a flap about nowt, it cracks me up.

 

[colly]

A marbleminge................whatever next?

 

[stephec]

Sounds like that could have been a bit hairy there.

Still it could have been worse, one slip and he'd have been in the Sh!t.

 

[PaulB]

Didn't that happen to Sylvester Stallone once? Still, that was the foundation of his success!

 

[cosmicbike]

I suspect he felt like a knob......

I'll get me coat

 

[EltonFrog]

What a twunt!

 

[Crackle]

He looks suitably embarrassed but looking at him, he's probably more used to pulling himself off, rather than getting help.

 

[Ganymede]

I liked the comment that asked why on earth it needed 22 firemen to free him... 3 to free him and 19 to point and laugh.

 

[Ganymede]

He looks suitably embarrassed but looking at him, he's probably more used to pulling himself off, rather than getting help.

Aw, teenagers...

 

[Brains]

There's one born every minute

 

[yello]

bet he does it again next month

 

[djb1971]

Looks like its beef curtains for him.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

It was wrong to use 22 firefighters for this rescue... they should've sent in a snatch squad.


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