XmisterIS said:How old were the geria ... *ahem* ladies in question?!![]()
When I was in my teens, in my red Alfa ( cus Jensens were out of the question, being the price of a house ), I also had a dogs bollox racing bicycle.
From experience, the lightest and most expensive racing bicycle ridden by the guy with the biggest legs in the group was NEVER going to be a 'fanny magnet', even when we were standing outside the Royal Shakespeare Theatre cafe where the girlies congregated.
In the evenings though, sat behind a leather steering wheel with the Alfa badge on it, the bunnies came hopping.
When a chap walks into a club ( any age chap ), one thing that is a certain impossibility is :-
A girl thinks to herself "Cor, look at that intelligent chap".
The chap has to demonstrate by posture and appearance he 'lives comfortably' by showing prizes earned by his clevenress ( or lottery win ).
When chatting up said girl, try saying "I've got a Specialized SWorks roadrace bike that weighs 16lb", and see how far you get.

You should say "I've got a Bentley Continental GT".

I chatted up a lady once and she asked me "What's the square root of minus one?"
"J". I'm still with her.
