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Tuesday Joke

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Aint Skeered, 12 Feb 2008.

  1. Aint Skeered

    Aint Skeered New Member

    A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new

    girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she

    lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and

    decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality
    gloves

    would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.


    Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a

    dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a

    pair of knickers for herself at the same time.



    Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the

    two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Good
    old

    Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the

    Following letter:



    Dear Sasha,


    I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any

    When we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I
    would

    have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones

    (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate

    shade, but the lady i bought them from showed me the pair she had been

    wearing for

    the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all..


    I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in

    them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said
    that

    they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean.In fact she hasn't

    needed to wash it since she began wearing them..


    I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time, as no

    Doubt many other hands will touch them before i have a chance to see
    you

    again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little

    bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.



    Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the

    coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

    All my love


    Ron..

    P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them

    folded down with a little bit of fur showing.