PS there is a Mundane news and a Tea thread for posting nonsense already, rather than have one a day ? Just saying.
On this here refugee boat, this
deck platform provides the opportunity to retain some of our unique culture. If this practice is forbidden, we will start shouting stuff like 'discrimination' and 'not cricket'.
Assimilation into the Bike Radar culture will take time for the Cycle Chat brethren but that change will be inexorable.
We found ourselves floating in the sea of uncertainty and in need of asylum, refuge and cultural expression founded on obscurity and the inexplicable (I must say, I don't understand most of it myself but it's strangely alluring). It adds colour to life and one can only recommend jumping on the bandwagon - your life will never be the same and you wouldn't want a return to that sort of mundane, even if you could.
Although the language being English is similar, we find ourselves worlds apart. Visiting hours are pretty loose but like most institutions, translators are either in short supply or on gardening leave so you'll just have to work things out for yourself.
I'll leave you with this ancient Arabic expression for you to ponder. Unfortunately, it looses most of the meaning in translation but I am sure you will agree that it is most apt in these times of unpredictable chaos:
"When the moon winks, the vulture flies sideways"