Call me an old fashioned stick in the mud if you will, [whole caff shouts "old fashioned stick in the mud"!], but I reckon if you can't do the following, you can't call yourself an 'artist'.
1) Paint a realistic tree against a scenic background
2) Draw a realistic sheep's skull
3) Skin a goat and nail its b0ll0cks to a tree trunk, an display them in a glass box whilst wearing a kilt and whistling the benny hill theme in front of an invited audience of fashionistas and punk-midgets, calling it an anit-Bush and anti-war protest.
