Tut- daddy!

[helston90]

On my commute home yesterday I came across a lorry who was lost and parked on a lane so I had to throw my bike on my shoulder and walk around it, during which I cut my knee on a bramble.

I carried on my route ignoring the inch long blood trail coming from the worlds smallest cut, when I got home my daughter, who's 3 spotted it, she pulled a wincing face and put her hands on her hips and said 'tut- daddy- I told you to be careful', which she had done when I left in the morning, she sounded very cross that I'd clearly not been careful.

My wife wasn't bothered, told me not to get blood on the carpet.

 

[Dave 123]

Thet both have fair and valid points!

 

[classic33]

How do you the lorry was lost? Was it one of these new ones with no need of a driver?

 

[simon the viking]

I once had an off and came home with bloody knees.... Little-un was upset and worried... Mrs V said "What you done" and after a seconds pause added "oh and my bikes making a noise can you have a look at it?"

 

[glenn forger]

My nephew's three, we were caught in traffic on the motorway:

"There's been an accident!"

His mum said. He absorbed this, then piped up:

"Was someone running with scissors?"

 

[helston90]

How do you the lorry was lost? Was it one of these new ones with no need of a driver?

There was slightly more to the story I omitted to maintain interest- I'd been following a tractor up to the point I met the lorry, the lorry driver approached the tractor driver with a delivery note asking about such and such farm. I knew I'd be of no help, so left them to it.

 

[classic33]

There was slightly more to the story I omitted to maintain interest- I'd been following a tractor up to the point I met the lorry, the lorry driver approached the tractor driver with a delivery note asking about such and such farm. I knew I'd be of no help, so left them to it.

So it was the driver that was lost & not the lorry as you first reported.

 

[Speicher]

So it was the driver that was lost & not the lorry as you first reported.

The lorry was not articulate then?

 

[helston90]

So it was the driver that was lost & not the lorry as you first reported.

Lol, touché!

 

[Misusawa]

Blood is hard to get out of carpets