Tweets of God

[ayceejay]

Just a sample of the wit from God:
People who are wrong are just as sure you are wrong as you are sure they are wrong. The only difference is, they’re wrong.

Capitalism is controlled by an "invisible hand" that gives most people the invisible finger.

Every word in the Bible is literally true. Then they start grouping themselves into sentences and you've got yourself a problem

You don't think, therefore I am.

 

[Spinney]

Just a sample of the wit from God:
People who are wrong are just as sure you are wrong as you are sure they are wrong. The only difference is, they’re wrong.

Capitalism is controlled by an "invisible hand" that gives most people the invisible finger.

Every word in the Bible is literally true. Then they start grouping themselves into sentences and you've got yourself a problem

You don't think, therefore I am.

Brilliant! Almost makes me wish she existed!

 

[TVC]

I followed The Tweet of God for a while, the best bits are the comments from the American right dangerous believers.

 

[ayceejay]

I should make my source clearer than I have above then you can check it out for more God ‏ @TheTweetOfGod