Ironically the ofo is the only bike I've ever owned that some incredulous prick has tried to remove from me while in my possession; through some mis-placed sense of entitlement that since I might have found it, he somehow had a right to itIf the ofo really is un-nickable then leave it in town somewhere (like it’s designed for) and you can still use it from time to time without storing 😉😝

Of course if I did what you suggest it'd be wrecked or in the rive within days, however with a decent D-lock on it I don't think anyone would give it a second look.
If I had the space I'd probably have many, but sadly this is lacking - both physically and mentallyErm, can I be a dissenter and ask what the flipping hecking crivens you're doing getting rid of either?
I've got (I think) 4 bikes in my garage and two in my front room, I may even have one I've not remembered if I dig far enough back in the garage. I pull out my oldest one from time to time and I ride it to the pub, and i grin because it feels weird and fun, given that it's so alien and different to what I ride more often.
Are you short of storage/ parking space? If not, keep them both. In fact, buy another fixer one off Ebay and do it up. Owning lots of bikes is not only fun, it's the law.
Glad to be of service.
