Uncomfortable, hot and hideous.

[Pottsy]

Leather underwear.
Star-jumps in a sauna.
Cuddling Vanessa Feltz.


Anything else?


(Note: this is not a helmet debate).

 

[HLaB]

A fever.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Selle San Marco Ponza saddle.

My chilli con carne with a level tablespoon of Dave's Insanity Sauce.

SPD sandals. Especially when there's manky feet on show.

 

[Davidc]

Waterproof cycle clothing.

 

[upsidedown]

The cattle truck train I'm sat in typing this.

 

[Archie_tect]

Waterproof cycle clothing.

+1
Gortex? ... ha, it lies.

 

[Melonfish]

a wild night of passion with megan fox...
i mean seriously she looks like she needs a good scrub..

 

[biggs682]

i am up for it if she is

 

[marzjennings]

Houston, Texas in the summer. It's 36c and 50% humidity today, just walking outside and I'm starting to sweat.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The cattle truck train I'm sat in typing this.

Typing whilst you should be driving a truck??

 

[smokeysmoo]

Houston, Texas in the summer. It's 36c and 50% humidity today, just walking outside and I'm starting to sweat.

You must be super fit, I can sweat in the UK without even moving

 

[ACS]

Gas mask?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

A conservatory

 

[buddha]

Wearing 2 pairs of shorts on a long ride:

uncomfortable - after a few miles,
hot - from the off,
hideous - Beyonce's bum doesn't look good on a bloke!

 

[ACS]

A jail cell somewhere in a less than tolerant the middle east state with 'Buba' as your husband