Uncomfortable, hot and hideous.

[dan_bo]

Taxi drivers arse in august.

 

[vernon]

Inside Ann Widdecome's girdle.

 

[coffeejo]

Helmet debates?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wearing 2 pairs of shorts on a long ride:

Pray tell, why?

 

[RedRider]

Uncomfortable, hot and hideous

These three made it to final casting but were pipped by Sporty, Posh etc

 

[RedRider]

I made that last one up. They're the three dwarves forced to move out when Snow White rocked up. Nobody talks about them.

 

[asterix]

Comfortable, cool and elegant.

 

[Allirog]

French kissing a sumo wrestler's buttocks.

 

[Chilternrides]

London Underground Central Line.
Monsoon season in India.
Gardening in summer.

 

[subaqua]

ANY London Underground Central Line.
Monsoon season in India.
Gardening in summer.

FTFY ^^^


the server room on site after we turned the cooling off to see how long it would take to reach critical temp (30 deg C ) it stayed at 29.8 for 4 hours .

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Piles.

Piles while passing last night's Vindaloo.

Piles after passing last night's Vindaloo.

 

[themaverick]

Uncomfortable - Sitting in a room watching a grown man 20 years older than you cry like a baby after he had been sacked (I didn't do the sacking, just a witness)

Hot - The heat off my older brothers face when we were growing up I caught him "touching himself with some vigour" with one of my mothers fur gloves on. (can still render him silent when he is getting too smart 20 odd years later by a simple hand gesture and wry smile from me for fear of spilling the beans)

Hideous - Wife was very drunk once and we had a party in the house. She came up and bent over me to give me a kiss as I was sitting on a chair and threw up on my face and I swallowed some

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Hideous - Wife was very drunk once and we had a party in the house. She came up and bent over me to give me a kiss as I was sitting on a chair and threw up on my face and I swallowed some

Chewed up cocktail olives?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Hot - The heat off my older brothers face when we were growing up I caught him "touching himself with some vigour" with one of my mothers fur gloves on. (can still render him silent when he is getting too smart 20 odd years later by a simple hand gesture and wry smile from me for fear of spilling the beans)

The poor sod can't have an exotic fiddle without being blackmailed for the rest of his life.

 

[themaverick]

The poor sod can't have an exotic fiddle without being blackmailed for the rest of his life.


Ha ha. It's a control thing!! Older brother as well and he always bows down when I mention it. I would have just kicked the shoot out of me at the time and been done with it if I had been him.