A long, long time ago a, erggh, "friend" told me that Playboy had an advert for a novel piece of seduction kit. It was a slow-acting, automatic light dimmer that started out at full power and dimmed to utter darkness over the period set by the Lothario, by which time the "gloves were off". Very Seventies.
Re-invent it Slomo! We both look better in total darkness these days!

Actually I might get away with the gloaming.