Under heavy fire

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tdr1nka

Taking the biscuit
TwickenhamCyclist said:
Oh yes - even when they had parked on a slipway under a "Warning - road liable to flooding" sign -
We actually had one guy, who had been drinking in the pub for a few hours, come back in and get really annoyed with the landlady because he’d got a parking ticket (he’d parked on a yellow line, up the road, during the day when restrictions were in force). She tolerated him for a bit, but pointed out that parking was really his responsibility. Then he shouted at her “What kind of f***ing pub doesn’t have a car park anyway?” and she replied instantly, with a dead pan expression “The kind of f***ing pub that was built 200 years before the internal combustion was invented!” At which point he rather sheepishly left while everyone else sniggered.

I have been known to shout, 'I think you've flooded the engine' at motorists
in this dilemma.:biggrin:
 

historyman

New Member
TwickenhamCyclist said:
Oh yes - even when they had parked on a slipway under a "Warning - road liable to flooding" sign -
We actually had one guy, who had been drinking in the pub for a few hours, come back in and get really annoyed with the landlady because he’d got a parking ticket (he’d parked on a yellow line, up the road, during the day when restrictions were in force). She tolerated him for a bit, but pointed out that parking was really his responsibility. Then he shouted at her “What kind of f***ing pub doesn’t have a car park anyway?” and she replied instantly, with a dead pan expression “The kind of f***ing pub that was built 200 years before the internal combustion was invented!” At which point he rather sheepishly left while everyone else sniggered.

Great reply! :biggrin:
 
4x4 limitations?

Bit like the numpty who though that despite the clear signage and times that crossing the Lindisfarne Causeway an hour after it had closed was within the capabilities of their 4x4
 
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