Unpleasant and Puzzling

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MacB

Lover of things that come in 3's
So there's me coming home tonight, slight problem as front derailer not shifting to granny ring. Had to do whole commute in middle ring, coming up Cricket Hill Lane, 1.1 mile hill, 16 miles into my journey home. Get the 'sense' something is close, thankfully didn't look right round, splat, cold drink all over my head and back. White van, with motorway maintenance on the back, then speeds off, I didn't get the number. No doubt with 2 sub-human morons soiling themselves through laughter. Would cheerfully have ripped his throwing arm from the socket and beaten him to death with the wet end.

On the plus side I was so distracted, and angry, that I reached the top of the hill without even noticing:biggrin: Even scarier I wish I'd had Mags camera so that I could have perused the No plate at my leisure:ohmy:
 

Bman

Guru
Location
Herts.
:ohmy:....... :thumbsup:

/insert rant here
 

Bollo

Failed Tech Bro
Location
Winch
If someone attacks one of the 'ampsheer CC posse, they attack us all. Time to reveal my superpower........"Size of an elephant!"

Seriously, the food/drink thing has never happened to me but I can imagine how humiliating it must feel. Without any plate or witnesses, going to plod would be a waste of time I suppose?
 

Davywalnuts

Chief Kebab Taster
Location
Staines!
GOD!! What is wrong with people!

Luckily i've never had anything like that and its not only digusting but dangerous!

Ba****ds! and Cowards!
 

John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
These c***s will have forgotten about it entirely once they'd finished laughing, and gone back to their empty lives.

I'd suggest that you try and forget about it too, if possible.

Davy's right to point out the danger of it - a touring cyclist in Australia recently had his jaw broken by some c*** throwing a beer bottle at him from a car.
 

MickL

Über Member
wont be long till we all start having bikes and equipment like this :laugh:
bikearmy.jpg
 

Davywalnuts

Chief Kebab Taster
Location
Staines!
MickL said:
wont be long till we all start having bikes and equipment like this ;)
bikearmy.jpg

Ooooohhhh! Am loving it! I reckon it will go downhill bloody fast!
 

jimboalee

New Member
Location
Solihull
I had the pleasure of squirting an open top Merc with my water bottle.
That was after some verbal abuse from the driver.

She stopped and got out. I shouted "Your mascara's running!"
 

threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
A tandem version would be great with the back rider acting as a rear-gunner. Armed with a selection of hand grenades and an AK47 should be enough to keep the inbred gimps in the cars and vans at bay.

I've never had anything chucked at me apart from verbal abuse - there are some very stupid people about, sounds like they line up to lob stuff at Lee, must be a rough area!!
 
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