'Unscrewable' bike stands in Edinburgh.

[Cycleops]

A councillor has raised concerns with ultra light bike stands which can be unscrewed by hand.

https://road.cc/content/news/councillor-disappointed-extremely-light-bike-racks-303263

 

[Dolorous Edd]

Edinburgh. If only they had covered each screw with say a courgette, then they would have remained untouched.

 

[postman]

Near us there are two anti motorcycle metal posts.to stop off roading down a path to woodland.Well they have waited till the ground has been soaked,then they have rocked one post backwards and forwards,taking out the post and the huge lump of concrete it was set in.These people will beat everything eventually.

 

[T4tomo]

I congratulate the councillor on her use of the word "heft"

 

[Paulus]

Edinburgh. If only they had covered each screw with say a courgette, then they would have remained untouched.

I thought that was Glasgow. Where a bag of chips is known as a salad.

 

[Paulus]

I congratulate the councillor on her use of the word "heft"

Is that the singular of hefty?

 

[numbnuts]

There is one at my local ASDA that can be lifted out

 

[T4tomo]

Is that the singular of hefty?

no

 

[Drago]

And more public money will be spent putting it right.

 

[MichaelW2]

Can we merge this with the cheese thread ?

 

[Slick]

I thought that was Glasgow. Where a bag of chips is known as a salad.

I was golfing with a big mate and our 2 young opponents were continually discussing their personal trainer and diet.

I turned to my big mate and asked him how many grams of protein he was on a day.

Quick as a flash he asked "what one is protein again, is that chups?"

Not particularly funny written down, but at the time I was buckled.

 

[AndyRM]

I was golfing with a big mate and our 2 young opponents were continually discussing their personal trainer and diet.

I turned to my big mate and asked him how many grams of protein he was on a day.

Quick as a flash he asked "what one is protein again, is that chups?"

Not particularly funny written down, but at the time I was buckled.

Belter if you can read it in a Weedgie accent.

"Whans proheen agin? Zat chups?"

Be my best effort.

 

[Slick]

Belter if you can read it in a Weedgie accent.

"Whans proheen agin? Zat chups?"

Be my best effort.

Pretty close.

 

[Cycleops]

Pretty close.

Maybe there's a chip shop.

View: https://youtu.be/V41o2oUW2gU

 

[Mike Ayling]

I was golfing with a big mate and our 2 young opponents were continually discussing their personal trainer and diet.

I turned to my big mate and asked him how many grams of protein he was on a day.

Quick as a flash he asked "what one is protein again, is that chups?"

Not particularly funny written down, but at the time I was buckled.

Is your mate from New Zealand?