Unusual encounter

[swansonj]

Last night, half past midnight, I was already asleep when the doorbell rang. Answering it in my dressing gown, there was what I can only assume was a prostitute. "John?" she said, which is indeed my name, "you called me half an hour ago" and tried to come in. After some fruitless conversation ("I don't know you"; "You called me") she clarified "You are John, 9 ----- Way?" "Ah", I said, enlightenment dawning, "No, this is 9 ------ Road, ------- Way is that turning just across the road", and I went back to bed, where my wife had slept through the whole thing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Last night, half past midnight, I was already asleep when the doorbell rang. Answering it in my dressing gown, there was what I can only assume was a prostitute. "John?" she said, which is indeed my name, "you called me half an hour ago" and tried to come in. After some fruitless conversation ("I don't know you"; "You called me") she clarified "You are John, 9 ----- Way?" "Ah", I said, enlightenment dawning, "No, this is 9 ------ Road, ------- Way is that turning just across the road", and I went back to bed, where my wife had slept through the whole thing.

What a hero, selflessly redirecting her instead of taking advantage!

 

[Melonfish]

What a hero, selflessly redirecting her instead of taking advantage!

well i mean he'd have had to pay and that's just not on!

 

[snorri]

You would have thought she would have realised you weren't expecting visitors when you answered the door in your dressing gown.

 

[Hover Fly]

With that sort of visitor that's exactly how she would expect him to be dressed.

 

[colly]

Nip round to 9 -------Way and have a word.

It would make interesting reading in the 'Dialogue from your day' thread.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Last night we had a police van come round looking for the landlord we bought the house off 12 years ago!

A while back we had a knocker who wouldn't accept that he didn't live with us http://lawsie.blogspot.co.uk/2009/08/curious-case-of-late-night-knocker.html

 

[snorri]

With that sort of visitor that's exactly how she would expect him to be dressed.

It is clear that you have more experience than I in this type of encounter, I bow to your superior knowledge.

 

[Arch]

You would have thought she would have realised you weren't expecting visitors when you answered the door in your dressing gown.

That's a funny place to have a door....

 

[avalon]

What a hero, selflessly redirecting her instead of taking advantage!

You could have taken advantage of the opportunity and have her invoice the other John

 

[Smokin Joe]

A great opportunity for blackmail there.

Don't pass on it.

 

[asterix]

You could have taken advantage of the opportunity and have her invoice the other John

You get an invoice?!

 

[Hover Fly]

I knew heard of one that had a credit card terminal by her bed.

 

[Globalti]

Tsk, this kind of thing happens all the time in hotels in Lagos. The other classic is when you arrive on a Sunday and at about 6 on Monday morning the phone rings and a voice tells you the arrangements have been changed and a car will collect you at seven. Kidnap attempts like that can only be set up with the connivance of the hotel phone operator, I assume.

 

[biggs682]

can you claim the vat back